Re: If PHP Were British

[Tedd Sperling <tedd@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

On Jun 22, 2012, at 5:07 PM, Daevid Vincent <daevid@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> http://www.addedbytes.com/blog/if-php-were-british/


Oh, that is too funny!

I'll counter with my Hill-Billy version:

-------
echo();

yell('revenewers commin');

-------

var_dump();

take_a_dump();

preferred:

leave_one();

-------

if: 

what_ya_think($huh)
   {
   //codie here
   }

ternary:

$gospel = $thisn ? $thatn : $the_othern;

-------
switch:

whats_thisn($quess)
   {
   thisn $thunk_one:
   //codie here
   that_settles_it:

   thisn $thunk_tu:
   //codie here
   that_settles_it:

   thisn $thunk_3:
   //codie here
   that_settles_it:

   othern $not_thunk:
   //codie here
   that_settles_it:
   }

-------

try/catch:

what_the
   {
   //codie here
   }
   what_the_hell(kin $whut)
   {
   buy_the_farm('Sh#t');
   }

-------

class: What? Never went to class.  :-)


Cheers,

tedd

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