Re: West Virginia [was: re: 1270 slapping ribbon cables]

["James Hill" <jmhphoto@mindspring.com>]

<x-charset Windows-1252>Sorry Bob, but I'm not buying it.  Two flaws in your story...

1) there isn't a truck in WV less than 6 years old.  Most have been
around as long as I have, and most of those have FARM USE painted on
the side.

2) beer is for sissies, city folk.  And I've never heard a hillbilly
ask someone to hold their 'shine for them.

You must have been thinking of Kentucky??    d&o)


> --- James Hill <jmhphoto@mindspring.com> wrote:
> > Well, I'm originally from West Virginia,
>
> Were you aware that NHTSA, in cooperation with Ford,
> installed "cockpit" voice recorders in all the pickup
> trucks Ford made for the last 6 years?  They used it
> to do research into the causes of accidents.
>
> In 49 of the 50 states, the last words the driver said
> before an accident were most frequently "Oh Shit!"
>
> In West Virginia the most frequent expression was
> "Here, hold my beer.  Watch this!" ;-}
>
> Bob


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